Bodily Functions



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Created On 17 September 1997
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Spirit Magic

Burp/Belch
Fart

Rune Magic

Urine into Wine
Floppy-bot
Make Water
Panhandle
Droopy
Enlarge (Body Part)
Reduce (Body Part)

Spirit Magic

Burp/Belch (2 point ranged, instant)

Obviously, these cause the target to emit a loud burp or belch. It is commonly used to embarrass somebody or perhaps to express contentment after a meal.

Fart (2 point ranged, instant)

Once again, this is used to make the target break wind loudly. It is used to embarrass someone. The orlanthi have a concept of letting the good air in and the bad air out.

Rune Magic

Urine into Wine (1 pt, stackable, instant, reusable)

Turns 1 pint (or 1 litre) per point of urine into wine. This has the advantage of being a self-sustaining resource. It is also good for gifting people you don't like.

Floppy-bot (Ploppy, Uggh) (1 pt non-stackable, reusable, ranged, instant)

Causes the target to lose control of his bowels. This means that he is incapacitated for one melee round. It is used to embarrass an opponent, to stop a foe in combat (surprisingly successful - try it some time, PCs either give up and go home or they charge uncontrollably) or even to stop constipation.

Make Water (1 pt, non-stackable, reusable, ranged, instant)

Causes the target to lose control of his bladder, incapacitating him for one melee round. Not as effective as Floppy Bot, but quite effective when used in combat or when engaged in a debating contest.

Panhandle (Mr Stiffy, Boneman) (1 pt, non-stackable, reusable, temporal, ranged)

Causes the target to have an erection which lasts for a full 15 minutes. It has no effect on females. This is used to solve certain problems, at least in the short term. It can also be used to cause embarrassment - the high priest of Yelm giving a sermon against immorality suddenly feels hot under the collar.

Droopy (Mr Floppy) (1 pt, non-stackable, reusable, temporal, ranged)

This only works on males. It prevents them from having an erection for the duration of the spell. It cancels out the Panhandle spell and vice-versa. Eurmali often use this on those clever-dick Wind Lords using their Charisma spells to muscle in on your patch.

Enlarge (Body Part) (1 pt, stackable, reusable, ranged, temporal)

Each point of this spell will double the size of the specified body part for the duration of the spell.. Think of cartoon characters and special effects, or the film "Mask" for an idea of how this spell appears. Obviously, game effects have to be worked out - Enlarge Head may well increase Bite Damage, or may alter hit locations, Enlarge Tongue may prevent normal speech. Other uses of the spell are fairly obvious.

Reduce (Body Part) (1 pt, stackable, reusable, ranged, temporal)

Each point of the spell halves the size of the relevant body part. This spell cancels out the Enlarge (Body Part) on a point-by-point basis. Once again, game effects should be worked out by the GM.

Fool's Paradise
Other Uses of Trickster spells

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